Most commented jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bean!

- Bean who?

- Bean working very hard today!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bacon!

- Bacon who?

- Bacon a cake for your birthday!

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
→ Gravi-tea!

If there were no food left, what could people do?
→ Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water?
→ Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

How can you make a soup rich?
→ Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why are oranges like bells?
→ You can peel (peal) both of them.

What food is good for the brain?
→ Noodle soup.

What food are you able to can?
→ Cannibal (can able) food.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
→ Read the label.