Most commented jokes

What's a fresh vegetable?
→ One that insults a farmer.

What vegetable needs a plumber?
→ A leek.

- Would you like a duck egg for supper?

- Only if you quack it for me.

- Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

- Why? Do I look like one?

Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."

What can you make from baked beans and onions?
→ Tear gas.

- Wife: You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?

- Husband: No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home.

- Wife: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

- Husband: Which is this?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butter!

- Butter who?

- Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Beef!

- Beef who?

- Beef fair now!