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Kermit And Elephants
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him
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Toad Awards
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!
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Frog Shoes
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
→ Open toad sandals!
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Sci-Fi Toad
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
→ Star Warts!
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Frog Dog Cross
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
→ A croaker spaniel!
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Favorite Frog Game
Whats a frogs favourite game?
→ It's croak-et!
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Favorite Flower
What's a frogs favourite flower?
→ A croakus!
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Frog Suicide
How do frogs die?
→ They kermit suicide!
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Sad Frog
Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!
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Fast Green Spinner
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!