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Green And Spinning
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?
→ A frog in a blender!
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!
When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's being toad!
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!