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A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.

She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives.

She approached one of the women for an explanation:

- This is marvelous, - said the journalist.

- What enabled women here to achieve this reversal of roles?

Replied the Kuwaiti woman:

- Land mines

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice:

- Shall we go home, Mother of Six?

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts back:

- Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.

The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet.

- Are you hurt? - he asked.

- Of course I'm hurt! - she replied.

- Three times around and you didn't wave once!

A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger:

- Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident.

The stranger says:

- If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?

The guy replies:

- Oh, I've got gambling money.

This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children.

I'll never forget that game of cards...

A little kid comes running into the backyard.

He says:

- Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!

- Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile.

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp.
So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said:

- I want to know the person you hate the most

The explorer said:

- That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?

- I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount.

- OK, I wish for a billion dollars

- Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion

- I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything

- Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish

The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said:

- Ya see this stick, I'd like you to beat me half to death.

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says:

- Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.

His wife say:

- That's wonderful. What should I pack for...

Europe, the Carribean?
He says:

- I don't care, just be gone when I get home.

- Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

- Wife: Your sense of humor.

A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"