Vegas Winnings
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.
Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says:
- Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.
His wife say:
- That's wonderful. What should I pack for...
Europe, the Carribean?
He says:
- I don't care, just be gone when I get home.
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