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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
→ A rumor

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said:

- I've lost my dad!

The cop asked:

- What's he like?

The little boy replied:

- Beer and women with big tits.

As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.

It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the front of his head, it's because he's a great thinker.

Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it's because he's sexy.

Unfortunately, when a man is bald both front and back, he only thinks he's sexy...

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He put it in double
To save himself trouble
Instead of coming he went

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
→ They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

What's the best way to kill a man?
→ Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.

If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.

If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns...

They were boys.

What do jello and a woman have in common?
→ They both wiggle when you eat them.

A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.

He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said:

- Well, aren't you going to ask me?

- Ask you what?

- If I'm a boy or a girl.

- Don't matter. Gonna fuck ya anyway.