Women Jokes — best jokes

- President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House.

- Maid: Yes, Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away.

A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton, and came right away, but what could "I" possibly do to save the country?"

- Mrs. Clinton: Come inside and let me explain, Mrs. Bobbit...

A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"

The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you."

"Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?
→ Her balls would show.

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.

They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

How are men like UFOs?
→ You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.

Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

What does a man and a floor have in common?
→ You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.