Random joke from this category
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that.
She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya."
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
Anorexic
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now.
What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
→ Facing Bloomingdales
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
→ Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off.
What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
→ She moves.
What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
→ One that screws when she's just had her hair done.
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
→ She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
→ A tourist.
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
→ Reservations.
