Situations — best jokes

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?