Situations — best jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
→ They had just dread-ged the lake.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
→ Moandays.

Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.

What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
→ You use a spirit level.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.

A butler came running into his important master's office.

"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?"

Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
→ Lazy bones.

What did one ghost say to another?
→ I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.

- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!

- Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.