Sex Jokes — best jokes

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off?
→ Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Why do hunters make the best lovers?
→ Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.

Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
→ Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What is the definition of 'making love'?
→ Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

What did the sign on the whore house say?
→ Beat it we are closed

Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
→ No, I never had to unroll one that far.

What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?
→ Talk

A man went into a store to buy some condoms.
"That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.