Science — best jokes

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
→ So they can see where they are going

Why did the weather want privacy?
→ It was changing

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
→ Diving

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
→ It is a no spin zone