Science — best jokes

Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

The big bang by Dina Mite

The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn

At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

What's a biologist's definition of a graph?
→ An animal with a long neck

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?

A couple of biologists had twins.
One they called John and the other control.

How do you call a member of the financial staff of the faculty of Biology?
→ A Buy-ologist.

A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.
The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"