Redneck Jokes — best jokes

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
→ Everyone has the same DNA.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
→ Someone's going to lose their trailer...

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.

He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from the city, what do you guys do around here?"

The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".

He then asked, "What do you hunt and kill?"

The men replied, "Sumt'n ta screw."

Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
→ 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who is strollin by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "A brave New Yorker saves friend from vicious animal", he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not from New York" the boy replies.

"I'm visiting from Kentucky!"

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet".

What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
→ Drool.

Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
→ Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
→ Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
→ To meet chicks.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
→ Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.