Woman People Sit On
What do you call a woman that people sit on?
→ Cher!
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What do you call a woman that people sit on?
→ Cher!
What kind of witch goes to the beach?
→ Sandwitch
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition?
→ She was beaten by the microphone stand.
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
→ The witch!
What is the witches motto?
→ We came, we saw, we conjured!
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
→ A witch with a blindfold!
Where did the witch get her furniture?
→ From the ideal gnome exhibition!
- How do you manage to stay in shape?
- I get a lot of hexercise.
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?
→ She kept trying to poach her ideas.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
→ 'Voodoo like to dance with me?'