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- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anna!
- Anna who?
- Anna one, anna two...!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anna!
- Anna who?
- Anna going to tell you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Anne Boleyn!
- Anne Boleyn who?
- Anne Boleyn alley!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Amin!
- Amin who?
- Amin thing to do!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ammonia!
- Ammonia who?
- Ammonia little kid!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Almond!
- Almond who?
- Almond the side of the law!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Andrew!
- Andrew who?
- Andrew a picture!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Andy!
- Andy who?
- Andy mosquito bit me again!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Astor!
- Astor who?
- Astor the ball is over!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Avocado!
- Avocado who?
- Avocado a cold!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Axel!
- Axel who?
- Axeldental Tourist!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Atch!
- Atch who?
- I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Athena!
- Athena who?
- Athena flying saucer!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Argo!
- Argo who?
- Argo down the shops!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ankara!
- Ankara who?
- Ankara went off the cliff!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Ann!
- Ann who?
- Anndromeda Strain!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Armageddon!
- Armageddon who?
- Armageddon getting out of here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Armenia!
- Armenia who?
- Armenia every word I say!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Asa!
- Asa who!
- Asa-int amongst men!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy
I never know what I think about something until I read what I've written on it. - William Faulkner
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. - Mel Brooks
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. - Robert Benchley
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. - William Faulkner
The free-lance writer is the person who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps. - Robert Benchley
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35 Chicken or Beef $2.25 Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
