Random joke from this category
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.
"I'm not drawing, Mom," she said indignantly, "I'm writing a letter to Fred."
"But you can't write," Mom pointed out.
"That's all right," said Betty, "Fred can't read."
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.
What's the definition of a school report?
→ A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?
→ Because the first thing a child looks up is "dog." The second is "snake." And under snake, the encyclopedia says "See Lawyer."
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Czech
- Czech who?
- Czech before you open the door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyril
- Cyril who?
- Cyril thing - no imitations here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyprus
- Cyprus who?
- Cyprus the bell!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cy
- Cy who?
- Cy'n on the botton line!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cynthia
- Cynthia who?
- Cynthia you been away I missed you!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cymbals
- Cymbals who?
- Cymbals have horns and others don't!
