Kids Jokes — best jokes

- Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?

- Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!

What is a mouse's favourite game?
→ Hide and squeak!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
→ Dirty looks from the mouse!

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!

Is there a mouse in the house?
→ No, but there's a moose on the loose!