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Vampire Hobby
What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
→ In-grave-ing.
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What's a vampire's favorite hobby?
→ In-grave-ing.
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
→ Because he was a complete sucker.
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?
→ A two-year-old vampire.
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?
→ They looked both ways before they crossed.
Did you hear about the vampire who got married?
→ He proposed to his girl-fiend.
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?
→ He had loved in vein.
Why do vampires hate arguments?
→ Because they make themselves cross.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
→ Batminton.
What do you call a vampire junkie?
→ Count Drugula.
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?
→ A bat mat.