Kids Jokes — best jokes

- Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled... isn't she adorable?

- Friend: But your kid didn't smile.

- Father: I was talking about the nurse.

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy baby!" "How can you tell?" asks girl baby. "Easy," says boy baby. And, with that, he threw off the blankets, hoisted up his itty-bitty night-shirt and proudly pointed downward. "See..... blue booties"

A young boy asked his father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Audrey!

- Audrey who?

- Audrey be doing this!

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- Augusta!

- Augusta who?

- Augusta go home now!

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- Who's there?

- Aunt Lou!

- Aunt Lou who?

- Aunt Lou do you think you are!

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- Ashley!

- Ashley who?

- Ashley-t's foot!

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- Who's there?

- Asia!

- Asia who?

- Asia you going to let me in then!

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- Who's there?

- Aries!

- Aries who?

- Aries a reason why I talk this way!

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- Who's there?

- Arizona!

- Arizona who?

- Arizona room for one of us in this town!

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- Anka!

- Anka who?

- Anka the ship!

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- Who's there?

- Ankansas!

- Ankansas who?

- Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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- Who's there?

- Amory!

- Amory who?

- Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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- Who's there?

- Alva!

- Alva who?

- Alva heart!

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- Alvin!

- Alvin who!

- Alvin a great time, how about you?

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- Allan!

- Allan who!

- Allan-d of Manhattan!

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- Allegra!

- Allegra who?

- Allegra is broken!

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- Alma!

- Alma who?

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- Who's there?

- Aardvark!

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

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- Who's there?

- Aaron!

- Aaron who!

- Aaron on the side of caution!

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- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acid down and be quiet!

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- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada burger for lunch!

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- Adam!

- Adam who?

- Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

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- Who's there?

- Aladdin!

- Aladdin who?

- Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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- Who's there?

- Alba!

- Alba who?

- Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

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- Who's there?

- Alexia!

- Alexia who?

- Alexia again to open this door!

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- Alfalfa!

- Alfalfa who?

- Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

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- Alfie!

- Alfie who?

- Alfie terrible if you leave!

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- Who's there?

- Adolf!

- Adolf who?

- Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

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- Who's there?

- Aesop!

- Aesop who?

- Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

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- Abe!

- Abe who?

- Abe C D E F G H...!

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- Abyssinia!

- Abyssinia who?

- Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

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- Alberta!

- Alberta who!

- Alberta'll be over in a minute!

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- Albee!

- Albee who?

- Albee a monkey's uncle!

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- Albert!

- Albert who!

- Albert you don't know who this is!

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- Who's there?

- Alison!

- Alison who?

- Alison it's dark outside!

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- Who's there?

- Alli!

- Alli who?

- Alligator, that's who!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allied!

- Allied who?

- Allied, so sue me!