Kids Jokes — best jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
→ By long distance.

What does a vampire take for a cold?
→ Coffin syrup!

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!

Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
→ Because they're always out for blood!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
→ He cut all his fingers off!

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
→ Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
→ Wait for him to give it back.

What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.