Ethnic — best jokes

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

How does every ethnic joke start?
→ By looking over your shoulder.

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
→ So they can see the old Polish Navy!

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
→ "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
→ It opens on impact.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?
→ Because the rice falls through the grill

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
→ Oil of Ole'

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:

"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins."

How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
→ They put parking meters on the roof!

A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked.
"I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied.
"Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"