Random joke from this category
A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, "Mommy, I learned new words today." She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, "Takeoffzebrababy!"
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.
"Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease," says the waiter.
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's excuse me?"
How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
→ None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
What's the capital of Afghanistan?
→ KABOOM!!
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
→ He saw some American do it on TV.
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?
→ Because it's their national bird.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
→ Roberto.
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.
At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt. Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.
So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse.
After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse..
When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear.
The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe business right next door to Mr. Ho's store and he named it SHOE DO WE.
What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?
→ A car thief who can't drive!
