Computer Jokes — best jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
→ With a whoop e-cushion.

How do you fix a broken website?
→ With stick e-tape.

- Do you like web jokes?

- Yes - they're e-larious!

- Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?

- No, you should do it on a computer.

- Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!

- Well, you do look a site

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
→ A sore finger.

- PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

- Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?
→ A very, very big spider!

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

- Have you seen www.tame.com?

- Yes, but I'm not wild about it.