Computer Jokes — best jokes

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
→ Automobile.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
→ On the winternet.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

- Man: How's your history paper coming?

- Woman: Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful.

- Man: Really?

- Woman: Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...

"And lead us not into temptation",

she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

What do rabbits put in their computers?
→ Hoppy disks!

- Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer?

- Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?
→ There is writing on the White-out.