Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
→ A rebel without a clue!

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."

The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger."

The librarian replied, "Shh! This is a library!"

The blonde blushed. "oh, sorry.." then she whispered, "I would like a cheeseburger."

Why can't the blonde put in a light bulb?
→ She kept breaking them with the hammer.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "You can change those things?!"

How does a blonde change a lightbulb?
→ She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost. The week after she prayed to god, and she lost. She said to god, why wont you let me win?

God replied, How about buying a ticket first?

At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as 'Lover's Lane,' did the defendant have sexual relations with you?"

"Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed.

"And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of your knowledge, have a climax?" the lawyer continued.

"Oh no," she replied, "I'm pretty sure... he had one of them fancy Mitsubishis."

Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an M&M factory?
→ She kept throwing out all of the W's!

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
→ You can park in handicapped zones.