Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What do you call a smart blonde?
→ A golden retriever.
→ A labrador.
→ An indicator of a really bad hangover.

What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
→ A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
→ "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proof reading.

What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
→ One's a busy ditch.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
→ In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?
→ The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
→ Your job still sucks after 6 months.

What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
→ The prostitute says:

- Aren't you done yet?

→ The nympho says:

- Are you done already?

→ The blonde says:

- Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.