Animal Jokes — best jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?
→ A search warren!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
→ Hop rods.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?
→ Bellhop.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
→ One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
→ A harenet.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
→ A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
→ A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
→ An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
→ A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
→ A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.