Animal Jokes — best jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!

What do insects learn at school?
→ Mothmatics!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!

What is a myth?
→ A female moth!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
→ To improve his bite!

Why are mosquitos religious?
→ They prey on you!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
→ A mosquito drops off you when you die!

What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
→ Skin-diving!

What has antlers and sucks blood?
→ A moose-quito!