Animal Jokes — best jokes

When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's becing toad!

What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
→ They always want to play leap frog with him!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!