Animal Jokes — best jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

What is a spiders favorite TV show?
→ The newly web game!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
→ If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!

Why is the snail the strongest animal?
→ Because he carries a house on his back!