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Green And Pecking
What is green and pecks on trees?
→ Woody Wood Pickle!
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What is green and pecks on trees?
→ Woody Wood Pickle!
How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
→ With it's sparrowchute!
Where do birds meet for coffee?
→ In a nest-cafe!
What do you call a very rude bird?
→ A mockingbird!
How do you get a cut-price parrot?
→ Plant bird seed!
When is the best time to buy budgies?
→ When they're going cheap!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
→ Birds of prey!
What is a polygon?
→ A dead parrot!
What's brown and white and flies all over?
→ Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!