Animal Jokes — best jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
→ They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
→ He wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
→ She kicked the bucket!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?
→ She laid a sidewalk!

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
→ Because talk is cheep!

Why don't chickens like people?
→ They beat eggs!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
→ She was tickled to death!

What do you call a crazy chicken?
→ A cuckoo cluck!