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Drunk Chicken
What do you get from a drunk chicken?
→ Scotch eggs!
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Electric Eggs
What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
→ A battery hen!
Guest
Crowing on Sunday
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?
→ Eat him on Saturday!
Guest
Baby Chick and the Orange
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
→ 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!
Guest
Peck, Bang, Peck
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
→ A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
Guest
Definition of a Goose
What is the definition of a goose?
→ An animal that grows down as it grows up!
Guest
The Runaway Rooster
Why did the rooster run away?
→ He was chicken!
Guest
What Is A Parrot
What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!
Guest
Short John Silver
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting:
- Pieces of four?
→ Short John Silver!
Guest
Orange Like A Parrot
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!