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Four Legs and Whiskers
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
→ A dead cat.
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Random joke from this category
Guest
Smelly Centipede
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
→ A dead centipede.
Cows Line Dancing
What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!
Guest
Chicken Dance
Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!
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Duck's Favorite Dance
What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!
Guest
Frog's Favorite Dance
What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.
Baby Swans Dance
What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!
Guest
Dogs as Dancers
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!
Guest
Insect and Dance
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
→ A cricket ball!
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Fish at Parties
What sort of dance do fish do at parties?
→ The conga!