Animal Jokes — best jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?
→ Because no one else will do it for them!

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?
→ I must throw that doggie out the window!

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
→ He was trying to make both ends meet!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
→ A collie-flower!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
→ A petticoat!

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?
→ Chump chops!

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
→ A Great Dane out!

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
→ Well, doggone!

Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
→ Growlcho Marx!

What is the dogs favourite city?
→ New Yorkie!