Animal Jokes — best jokes

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
→ He was colour-blind.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
→ The tomato was in a can.

Which dog tastes better when eaten?
→ A hot dog.

Which dog looks like a cat?
→ A police dog in disguise.

Which dog is always without a tail?
→ A hot dog.

Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

Which dog can tell time?
→ A watchdog.

Where do you usually find dogs?
→ It all depends on where you lose them.

When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
→ Take the words right out of his mouth.

When is a dog most impolite?
→ When he points.