Animal Jokes — best jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing?
→ A drip dry elephant!

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
→ An elephant with an umbrella!

What's big and grey and wears a mask?
→ The elephantom of the opera!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
→ A jet propelled elephant!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
→ So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
→ Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.