Best jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?
→ They were raised in a zoo!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
→ Because it was dead.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
→ A gorilla with a machine gun.

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert.

When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuffs. The man says:

- What are all of those for?

The animal control officer says:

- I'll climb up in the tree, knock the gorilla down, the dog will bite him in the nuts and you must slap the handcuffs on his wrists.

The man asks:

- What is the gun for?

The animal control officer responds:

- If I fall first, you shoot the dog!

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?
→ He was the Chief In-Spectre.

Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
→ He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?
→ Afresh air freak.

What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost.
→ Fasten your sheet belt.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?
→ By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What do you call a rich frog ?
→ A golf blooded reptile !