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Frankenstein's Lunch
How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?
→ He bolted it down.
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Frankenstein's Ears
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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Frankenstein's Chair
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
→ Bolt upright.
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Monster At Holiday Camp
Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp?
→ He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.
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Monster Babies
What brings the monster's babies?
→ The Frankenstork.
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Millionaire Book
- Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
- Sure. Here you are.
- Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
- What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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Sorceress Meets Millionaire
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
→ A very witch person.
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Honeymoon In Florida
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.
Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded:
- If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!
The wife replied:
- My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a honeymoon, nor would there be any "we" in the first place.
Letter To The Lord
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said:
Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
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Fighting The Muggers
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said:
- Why did you put up such a fight?
To which the man promptly replied:
- I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!