Speed Of Light
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
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Teflon Pans
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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Sheep In The Rain
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Thirsty Fish
Do fish get thirsty?
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7-Eleven Locks
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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Buttered Toast Cat
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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Chameleon On A Mirror
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
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AM Radio After Noon
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
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Silencer And Mine
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
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Hawaii Interstates
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?