Best jokes

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

- It can't go on! It can't go on!

- What can't go on?

- This baby's vest - it's too small for me.

Why did you drop the baby?
→ Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

Cry Baby - by Liza
Weeping

- Fred: My mum's having a new baby.

- Drew: What's wrong with the old one?

- My new baby is the image of his father.

- Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Underwear.

- Underwear who?

- Underwear my baby is tonight?

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What are baby witches called?
→ Halloweenies.