Best jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
→ He was caught poaching.

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
→ I couldn't eat another mortal.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?
→ You get into hot water.

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
→ They had a feast of fun.

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?
→ I wouldn't fit through the door.

What is a bus?
→ A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

- Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head?
→ The deceased!