Best jokes

Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
→ Because he's always coming back!

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
→ He gives them runs!

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?
→ He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
→ Weedie Bix!!

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
→ ''Nice to meat you''!

What do cannibals say when they say grace?
→ ''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!''

What's the definition of a cannibal?
→ Someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give them a hand!

What did the cannibal have for lunch?
→ Baked beings (beans).

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
→ She didn't suit his taste!