Best jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?
→ The number of the car that hit him.

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?
→ It had a nervous breakdown.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
→ It gets toad away.

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding.

One said:

- What are we going to do?

The other replied:

- Quick, turn the car into a side street.

What is the meaning of afford?
→ It's the car most sales representatives drive.

My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

What car do insects drive?
→ A Volkswagen automobile.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?
→ Put him in the front.

Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down.

Both women got out and opened up the front of the car.

- Oh, Maud, you've lost your engine! - said her friend.

- Never mind, dear, I've got a spare one in the trunk. - said auntie.