Best jokes

What's every cat's favorite song?
→ Three Blind Mice!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
→ It's meow-sic to their ears!

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
→ You're the purrfect cat for me!

What do you call it when a cat bites?
→ Catnip!

What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
→ Mice cream

What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
→ Claude

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?
→ A LOCOmotive.

What has one horn and gives milk?
→ A milk truck.

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.

Hawk said:

- I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.

Tom looked at him, amazed:

- Breaking 60? That's amazing!

Hawk smiled and said:

- Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!