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Cow Vacation
What country do cows love to visit?
→ Moo Zealand!
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Favorite Band
What band is a cow favorite?
→ Moody Blues
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Black And White Spots
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
→ Holstaines
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Cow Party Games
What are cows favorite party games?
→ MOO-sical chairs!
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Calves In Bed
What animals do you bring to bed?
→ Your calves.
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Tornado Damage
- That tornado damage your cow barn any?
- Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
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Lazy Bull
- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing!
- I told you he was a bum steer!
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Things With Milk
- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
- Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
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Chased By A Bull
- Pa's being chased by a bull!
- Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it?
- Get me some film for my camera!
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Wool From Milk
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk!
→ But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?