Best jokes

- How did you find the weather on your vacation?

- I just went outside and there it was!

What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
→ One is reined up and the other rains down.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
→ I have my eye on you.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
→ You make my temperature rise.

What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'?
→ You can't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!

What did one tornado say to the other?
→ "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well, atleast the dew point is coming down!

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down.
He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.