Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.
The Spaniard says:
- Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, it is pronounced 'Mariposa', a beautiful sounding word.
The French man says:
- True, but Papillion, the French word for butterfly, is even more beautiful.
- What's wrong with Schmetterlink - asks the German?
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says:
- Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now.
The mexican man pleads with them:
- No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says:
- Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence.
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him:
- The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says:
- Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
→ A tourist.
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
→ Turn off the carousel.
- Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?
- Because they're stupid - said her friend.
Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?
→ So the cops can find the handles.
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?
→ Kindergarten dropout.
How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark
